Or according Professor Boyfriend, “Pa-POW!” pants. This is a rare picture of me standing regular in these, because they make me feel very FaSHuN like I should make angles with my body.

A good feeling! These are the new Ready to Sew Papao pants, part of a collection of three patterns. The trio was released with eerie prescience, because they all look super comfortable and none of them require notions beyond thread. I might just surrender and buy the Patsy overalls, too. The patterns all call for natural, stable, lightweight fabrics, so it’s basically a tiger trap with my favorite sewing fibers on top and Paypal at the bottom.
Anyhoozle, big surprise, I love them.

I had a little trouble sourcing an ideal fabric. The samples are sewn from 30€/meter hemp fabric and the designer’s self-dyed cotton bedsheet, respectively, both of which are inaccessible to me for different reasons. As those weren’t options, I wanted cotton twill. I had trouble scrounging up non-stretch non-polyester fine line twill (fan favorite Ventana twill is about 2 oz./70 g heavier than recommended), but I ended up finding it at Fashion Fabrics Club, a.k.a. Denver Fabrics.
Whether that name makes you shudder or cheer seems entirely up to chance. It’s a true gamble (try searching either business name + reviews, and strap in), but this Ash Brown Fine Line twill was as promised. The second fabric I ordered (cotton denim) was very much neither cotton nor a denim, but their return policy is deliberately obstructive, so I’ll bring it to the next Artisan Asylum’s swap and just tell myself I paid more per yard for this fabric which I DO like. Caveat very emptor, my shopping experiment is complete, I won’t order from them again.
I do love this color, it’s such a neutral team player, though when I make a second pair I want it to be bright pickle green. Send up the Bat-signal if you know of a fabric like that!! Pattern prep and sewing both went pretty smoothly. I obviously chose the view with the front pocket.

Wide though not deep, a true pocket-of-all-trades! I graded from 43 at the waist to 45 at the hip (my measurements: 31” waist, 43” hips). I forgot to grade the facing pieces accordingly and cut them in a straight size 43, so the bottom edge is unfortunately a tiny bit short, and I have some puckers in the pants fabric here and there. Honestly the grading was unnecessary; if you’re just a few sizes apart, choose whichever size is larger. If your hips are larger, you could cinch the waist more, and if your waist is larger, terrific, the pants are meant to be loose through the hips anyway. And there’s generous crotch clearance!




I have mega drag lines and I fully do not care. It’s a relaxed, body-friendly design, and a little extra fabric is all good.
This was one of those fun puzzle-patterns where I wasn’t totally sure how things would turn out, so I mostly followed the directions with a couple trivial changes.
1. I topstitched the ties.
2. There’s a ‘belt loop’ (more of a belt patch) on the center back. You’re supposed to sew two pieces right-sides together and then turn them right-side out to make a self-lined rectangle, but I think my corners look a little mushy when I do that. So I sewed the long edges of a tube right-sides-together, turned, tucked in the short edges, and topstitched. (Side note: that belt loop/patch is extremely helpful for identifying where to put my legs! Trickier than you might think!).

3. If you follow the directions, you end up with the short serged edge of the inner tie poking out of the front of the pants. It’s hidden inside the wrap, but I knew it would bother me, even when I couldn’t see it. Next time I’d turn the ends in, like I did for the belt loop. This time I had already topstitched and serged, so I tucked a little patch in between the front crotch seams, over the tie. Its finished size, after I turned in one long and one short edge, is about 1” wide by 2” tall; the seam allowance inside the pants is serged. I topstitched it in place to hide the serged end of the tie. And now I share my crotch secret with you.

Is it really for motivated beginners, as the old song says? I’m not sure. It’s easy to fit and it uses friendly fabrics, but by the end I was manipulating a lot of fabric in the machine. But they also come together pretty quickly. And there are moments that delighted me, like flipping the facing over and finding the little strap openings really lined up! So something for everybody, I hope.
And I am deeply motivated to wear them! I actually like getting dressed (look at the rule-follower thriving on structure, bless), especially when my daywear is as comfortable as loungewear, and these pants are that comfortable. And I’m happy to recommend a pattern that accommodates waist sizes from 24” to 49” and hips from 35” to 60”. And I do mean accommodate; due to the wrap closure you can adjust this to be comfortable throughout the day (and I assume over the course of many days, but I made them, like, a week ago, so we’ll see).
Now POSE!

See you later, be excellent to each other!
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Pattern: RTS Papao pants
Pattern cost: $11.37
Size: 43 waist, 45 hips
Supplies: 3 yards of Ash Brown Fine Line twill, $34.05, FFC; thread from stash
Total time: 7.5 hours
Total cost: $45.42
The PaPOW pants look absolutely perfect for everyday wear and Covid19# wear. (#covid19#)
Is there a hashtag for gaining 19# during the Covid19 shutdown? ‘Cause if there isn’t than I just made it up haha! (And I’m working – hard – towards it week by week…)
Now, PaPOW or harem?
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Ooh yes, the squish is real! 😀 I’m sure your hashtag will get a workout (at least one of us will)!
If my only job in the harem is reading mysteries and eating Oreos, I can live with harem…:)
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Do you think you could make these using kona cotton, which comes in a zillion colours?
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Great question! I think I probably could. The pattern doesn’t give yardage for 45″ wide fabric, but none of the pieces are way too wide (the widest ones are pieced together). I think it’s down to comfort level – Kona cotton is a little lighter than I’d usually wear for bottoms, but they’re not fitted, so it could be worth a shot!
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Oh, there is a Kaufman Essex yarn dye cotton and linen in the colour “pickle”!!! Essex is 6 oz, I think.
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!! IT’S BEAUTIFUL !! Thank you for the tip! 😀
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PaPOW! Perfect name for perfect pants. 😂
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Thank you! 😀 I’m hooked, I want more!
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I like these more than I thought I would! Can I ask how tall you are? And what you thought of the length/crotch depth?
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Thanks! I’m 5’5″. The crotch is definitely low enough that chafing will be a risk in hot weather, but not so low that I notice it otherwise. I actually have a picture showing the crotch, I’ll pop it into the post!
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Amazing! thank you so much 🙂
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These are amazing! I love how adjustable they are and as you say they are so fashionnn.
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Thank you!! I’m wearing them nonstop and I’ve already made a second pair (not sure when they’ll get to the blog though, I have a little backlog).
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Good to know! 😊 I’m all about comfy pants at the moment!
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Somehow, the link isn’t working… neither on my phone, nor my desktop… does anyone know if the company still exists?
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I don’t know what’s going on there but it’s definitely odd! None of the links open for me either, but “Down For Everyone” says the website is running…something strange behind-the-scenes, I suppose.
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